Megan Amram: Ayn Randers

meganamram:

Dear Ayn,

I’m in Los Angeles for a day and I don’t have much spending cash. What are some fun things to do that are cheap and easy?

- SoCal SoCheap

Dear SoCal,

Here are some options:

Tattoo “laissez faire” on a celebrity’s bagel.

Build a statue of me, Ayn Rand, out of cheap materials (rose gold, the word of a liberal, Mexican day labor).

Throw that statue at the Chair who built it (aim for the throat).

Go to the zoo and taunt an animal smaller than you (human children count).

Make a coat out of some Dalmatians.

Push a baby into another baby and point and laugh while they cry and then trip the babies and then laugh more at those babies that you tripped.

Make a coat out of someone with Medicare.

Hope this helps,

Ayn

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