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Hi, I'm Brian.
I'm generally charming, so that makes up for failing at life.
I try my best to follow Jesus.

This blog is mainly photographs I find interesting, along with spatters of paintings, bits of design, and dashes of typography.
and sometimes it's just me messing around, talking about my life, currently as a college student and a volunteer at a zoo.
June 1st
9:01 PM

What if we lived in a world where gay actually meant stupid

  • Me: I uh, I gotta tell you something...I'm gay.
  • Them: Well, just so you know, I don't support your choosing to be unintelligent, I think we should all be smart
  • but ily no matta wat
May 31st
12:06 AM
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teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

May 30th
9:22 AM
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May 20th
11:05 PM
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sakka:

Please, somebody get this tattooed on them so I can laugh at you forever.

sakka:

Please, somebody get this tattooed on them so I can laugh at you forever.

May 9th
6:58 PM
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"I hate dating websites."
—  everyone who has an account on a dating website, in a desperate attempt to redeem themselves and seem cooler than they actually are.
April 28th
12:52 AM
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

kevinless:

nooooooooooooooooo

the old lady gets me every time

April 17th
1:42 PM

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

1:19 PM
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Megan Amram: Ayn Randers

meganamram:

Dear Ayn,

I’m dating a man who I think I love, but I’m afraid he’s having an affair. He comes home late, he acts suspiciously, and he even has red lipstick on his collar. Should I confront him or just hope for the best?

- County Af-fair

Dear County,

Red lipstick? Your husband is a…

Make a coat out of some Dalmatians.

Push a baby into another baby and point and laugh while they cry and then trip the babies and then laugh more at those babies that you tripped.

Make a coat out of someone with Medicare.”

You need to read this.

April 12th
3:03 PM
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April 3rd
9:16 PM
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“Pump your hands to make the balloon fill up! Pump them harder! Come on! HARDER! What’s wrong with you?!”

8:02 PM
March 24th
5:40 PM
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