"Ah, Eurovision.
It’s like American Idol staged in the Seventh Circle of Dante’s Inferno, if that’s the one that features people singing in heavily accented English in front of what appear to be Windows Media Player Music Visualizations."

After Ever After

If you’ve ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true

companionsinaffliction:

my catholic cousin married a jewish girl and their conversations about religion are the best

companionsinaffliction:

my catholic cousin married a jewish girl and their conversations about religion are the best

"As surely as I live, says tha Sovereign Lord, I take no pleasure up in tha dirtnap of wicked gangstas. I only want em ta turn from they wicked ways so they can live. Turn, muthafucka! Turn from yo’ wickedness, O gangstaz of Israel, muthafucka! Why should yo ass die?"
Ezekiel 33:11 (Gizoogle Version)

a few choice status updates

omg you’re 15 STOP

omg you’re 15 STOP

madeleineishere:

happy halloween

madeleineishere:

happy halloween

Thrift Shop | Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz

I’ll take those flannel zebra jammies,
Secondhand and rock that motherfucker
The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker
I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker
They be like “Oh that Gucci, that’s hella tight”

Donald Duck

just watch it. can’t explain.