9:01 PM
What if we lived in a world where gay actually meant stupid
- Me: I uh, I gotta tell you something...I'm gay.
- Them: Well, just so you know, I don't support your choosing to be unintelligent, I think we should all be smart
- but ily no matta wat
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
Dear Ayn,
I’m dating a man who I think I love, but I’m afraid he’s having an affair. He comes home late, he acts suspiciously, and he even has red lipstick on his collar. Should I confront him or just hope for the best?
- County Af-fair
Dear County,
Red lipstick? Your husband is a…
“Make a coat out of some Dalmatians.
Push a baby into another baby and point and laugh while they cry and then trip the babies and then laugh more at those babies that you tripped.
Make a coat out of someone with Medicare.”
You need to read this.