I DID THIS WE DID THIS EMMA AND I
WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD
OMFG LOOK AT THIS
- Peeta: When I walk out the shop
- Katniss: Not again-
- Peeta: This is what I see
- Katniss: Peeta stop
- Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
- Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
- Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
- Katniss: You done?
- Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
- Katniss: ...
- haymitch: now's your moment, sitting in a dark, deep cave
- haymitch: boy you better do it soon, no time will be better
- peeta:
- haymitch: it don't take a word, not a single word
- haymitch: go on and KISS DE GIRL
- haymitch: sing with me now
- peeta:
- capitol citizens: shalalalalalala my, oh my, the baker boy's too shy, he ain't gonna kiss katniss
- caesar flickerman: (Oh woah, oh woah)
- capitol citizens: shalalalalalala ain't that sad, ain't it a shame, too bad, He's gonna miss de girl
- peeta:
imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker
his name could be meeta
if peeta’s dad sold vegetables
his name could be beeta
if peeta’s dad owned a zoo
his name could be cheeta
if peeta’s dad was on a welcoming committee
his name could be greeta
if peeta’s dad went on twitter
his name could be tweeta
if peeta’s dad was a housemaid
his name could be neata
if peeta’s dead owned some sheep
his name could be bleeta
if peeta’s dad was a podiatrist
his name could be feeta
if peeta’s dad was a computer hacker
his name could be l33ta
if peeta’s dad was a pokemon trainer
his name could be peeka
10:22 PM
omg look at her she is seriously fucking terrifying
tell me more, peeta
tell me a fun joke
we’re going to die peeta
i am going to
kill
you



